This one was obviously induced by my hatred of somethings that I have been introduced to since moving to “The South.” I dreamed that Fred Thompson won the GOP nomination and asked Mike Huckabee to be his VP running mate. At which point all across “The South,” people rose their voices in unity to the anthem of “The South’s Gonna Do It Again.”

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. It’s a very unsetteling sort of dream to have.